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Captain Kurt πŸ‘ΎπŸ˜œ

Captain Kurt πŸ‘ΎπŸ˜œ

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh

Not ONLY is Kevin Smith a huge collection of awesome, Jason Mewes has the greatest sexcapade stories of all time. JAY AND SILENT BOB FOR EVER!!!!

Not ONLY is Kevin Smith a huge collection of awesome, Jason Mewes has the greatest sexcapade stories of all time. JAY AND SILENT BOB FOR EVER!!!!

This needs to be my new ride.

This needs to be my new ride.

Here’s today’s news bulletin. You may notice that it looks no different than any other day. Bad news. We don’t need the news. The news is for those who relish all the gory details. But if you take the news and strip it down, you get: LIFE SUCKS. BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING HERE, THERE, AND EVERYWHERE. 

Count your blessings.

Here’s today’s news bulletin. You may notice that it looks no different than any other day. Bad news. We don’t need the news. The news is for those who relish all the gory details. But if you take the news and strip it down, you get: LIFE SUCKS. BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING HERE, THERE, AND EVERYWHERE.

Count your blessings.

annakarinapa:

AS THE WIDOW TURNS TO GHOST, ALL HOPE TURNS TO TRAGEDY // NEW ANNAKARINA TUNE TO SCREAMO YR BLACK FRIDAY CONSUMER SPENDING SYSTEM SYSTEM CORPORATE GREED MARKETING DAY.

This tune is going to be released on a c10 with a few more rad tunes. The drummer from a Pittsburgh, PA band called Us (formerly the drummer of Outclassed and Who Goes There?) will be lending his incredible drumming to the opener, so that will be rad. We can’t wait to get it out, it blows the lid off of Seeking Shelter. It rules.

Stay safe.
Craig

My band just released a new song last night. It’s pretty knarly!

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TOOTIE FUCK’N FRUITY!!! 🍦

TOOTIE FUCK’N FRUITY!!! 🍦

Whoremoans

23 minutes ago near Torrance, PA Β·
It’s amazing how Facebook brings out the thirst in all deez hoes. DAYYYUM! Between all the duck face pics, the chest-out-back-arched-ass-out photos, and the “cute guys text me!” statuses, the raging hormones are so thick, you could cut it with a knife! No wonder there’s global warming. EVERYONE’S IN HEAT! I blame the Internet. Think about it. Animals have mating calls, right? Well Facebook is like a GIANT ASS LOUDSPEAKER that amplifies a persons mating call! Example: girl posts obvious cleavage focused pic. 189 likes. Sooooooo many dudes to choose from! That MTV show 16 & pregnant should’ve thanked Facebook for all their material. And why do people still use the personal section on Craigslist to find le sex? Just browse your friends list! Follow the drought.

Forest pimp

Forest pimp

Happy 66 Anniversary to the Roswell UFO incident!

Happy 66 Anniversary to the Roswell UFO incident!