Not ONLY is Kevin Smith a huge collection of awesome, Jason Mewes has the greatest sexcapade stories of all time. JAY AND SILENT BOB FOR EVER!!!!
Here’s today’s news bulletin. You may notice that it looks no different than any other day. Bad news. We don’t need the news. The news is for those who relish all the gory details. But if you take the news and strip it down, you get: LIFE SUCKS. BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING HERE, THERE, AND EVERYWHERE.
Count your blessings.
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This tune is going to be released on a c10 with a few more rad tunes. The drummer from a Pittsburgh, PA band called Us (formerly the drummer of Outclassed and Who Goes There?) will be lending his incredible drumming to the opener, so that will be rad. We can’t wait to get it out, it blows the lid off of Seeking Shelter. It rules.
My band just released a new song last night. It’s pretty knarly!
23 minutes ago near Torrance, PA ·
It’s amazing how Facebook brings out the thirst in all deez hoes. DAYYYUM! Between all the duck face pics, the chest-out-back-arched-ass-out photos, and the “cute guys text me!” statuses, the raging hormones are so thick, you could cut it with a knife! No wonder there’s global warming. EVERYONE’S IN HEAT! I blame the Internet. Think about it. Animals have mating calls, right? Well Facebook is like a GIANT ASS LOUDSPEAKER that amplifies a persons mating call! Example: girl posts obvious cleavage focused pic. 189 likes. Sooooooo many dudes to choose from! That MTV show 16 & pregnant should’ve thanked Facebook for all their material. And why do people still use the personal section on Craigslist to find le sex? Just browse your friends list! Follow the drought.
Do you ever wonder if people will remember you after you die? Or how about how long until you’re completely forgotten, as though you’ve never existed?
I think about this a lot when I visit abandoned cemeteries that are completely overgrown with weeds and the tombstones are weathered to the point that you can no longer read the inscriptions on them. Some of these graves date back to the 1700’s. judging by the fact that the cemetery is completely abandoned, and the date which these people died, it’s safe to assume that anyone who ever knew this person is now dead as well. This person is now completely lost in time. It’s hard to wrap my head around that. An entire life… lost and forgotten. We’ve only lived 1/3 of our lives. And anyone here can say, so much has happened to each of us. Enough to write a book. Volumes of books even. Now tack on another 50+ years to that. Now imagine all those experiences of your life just vanishing. 30 years after your death, only your children will remember you. 50 years after your death, everyone you’ve ever known, is now dead too. You’re lost in time. A leaf that fell off a tree and landed itself into oblivion.